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One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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has 42.69 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
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