Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.