The best sex jokes

Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 40.40 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.32 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
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