Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote:
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis.
He says to the doctor "My penis is too small."
Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch."
So the man thanks the doctor and leaves.
He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch.
Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy.
A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker.
"Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed?
Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know.
Now all he needs is a partner.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.