The best sex jokes

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 43.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, Christmas, flirt, sex
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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has 43.16 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 42.83 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
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