The best sex jokes

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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has 44.01 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 43.97 % from 229 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 43.51 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: sex
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