YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.