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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
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A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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