How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.