The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself?
He’s smoking a cigarette.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’
Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’
Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue.
Forget it.’
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Vote:
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!"
Johny: "I have no idea."
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.