The best sex jokes

The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
has 43.16 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: sex
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
has 42.99 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
has 42.40 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
has 42.34 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
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