The best sex jokes

Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex.
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has 43.41 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar. He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon. The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation. Lalu said, "Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know." They went. Had lots of fun and came back. Wife back at home asked, "I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for." The Husband said, "Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sex, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon." The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: holiday, marriage, money, sex, wife
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 42.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Man, to woman, ‘Do you want sex?’ Woman, ‘Your place or mine?’ Man, ‘Well, if you’re going to argue. Forget it.’
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has 42.69 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: sex
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