The best sex jokes

How do you know if your wife wears tights in bed? Her toes curl up when you screw her.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sex
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
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