The best sex jokes

Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
The vicar never entertained lewd thoughts – they always entertained him.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sex
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
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has 41.90 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
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