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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
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has 41.29 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Did you hear about the new contraceptive pill for men? You put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.99 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.89 % from 195 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 40.61 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
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