Did you hear about the idiot who put ice in his condom? He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Q:What did the black girl say while having sex? A:Dad get off me your crushing my ciggs.
Sex is like a motor racing - the most important thing is not to save money for bes quality rubber.
how come blondes don't wear tampons? so their crabs don't go bungie jumping.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
Two old ladies are discussing their dead husbands. ‘Tell me,’ says one. ‘Did you have mutual orgasms?’ ‘No,’ says the other. ‘I think we were with the Prudential.’
I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
Man cannot live on bread alone – he needs a bit of crumpet too.