Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.