The best sex jokes

What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
A man goes to the doctor and says "I need birth control for my 10 year old daughter" The doctor replies "She's 10 years old and sexually active?" The man says" Active? Hell no! Most of the time se just lies there and cries."
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, doctor, sex
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
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has 39.81 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
There's something actionable in your pants.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: sex
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