Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.