Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
Vote:
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time.
Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina."
Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.