Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.