The best sex jokes

Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mom.
has 38.77 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: baby, sex, ugly
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds? A: There are twenty of them.
has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, sex
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sex
‘He had ambitions at one time to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.’ Les Dawson
has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: sex
A woman is divorcing her husband on the grounds of cruelty. His organ is so large it hurts her to have sex. After she has explained her problem to a lawyer, he tells her that he’ll file her petition. ‘Stuff that!’ says the woman. ‘Why can’t you go round and sandpaper his down a bit.’
has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
has 37.93 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
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