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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.38 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
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