The best sex jokes

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.52 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
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