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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: sex
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure, to be sure.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sex
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.57 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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has 40.57 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.51 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
What’s the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
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