Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Heres what you do:
1. Dinner
2. Kiss
3. Movie
4. Sex
5. Bring her back home
6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.