The best sex jokes

Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.74 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself? He’s smoking a cigarette.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: sex
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
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