What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds?
A: That they are twenty…
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
What’s the definition of a Yankee?
Same thing as a ‘quickie’ but you do it yourself.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony?
A: The blond girl told him to come outside