Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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How do you know when your cat’s finished cleaning himself?
He’s smoking a cigarette.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What have condoms and tires in common?
A: Good year.
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom.
He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed.
When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted:
"Father, what are you doing?"
The priest replied "Calm down my child.
Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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