The best sex jokes

Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: What have condoms and tires in common? A: Good year.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
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has 40.38 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 40.37 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Randy Rachel has got a speech impediment – she can’t say no.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked. I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: sex
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