The best sex jokes

Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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has 41.91 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: sex
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
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has 41.90 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 41.72 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 41.67 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
The sexologist to Johny: "let´s talk about sex!" Johny: "I have no idea."
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, little Johnny, sex
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