The best sex jokes

One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
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has 42.18 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music, sex
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
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Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
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has 41.90 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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