The best sex jokes

My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Three prisoners are locked in a cell. One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’ The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’ The third man pulls out a packet of tampons. ‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner. ‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner. ‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
has 41.90 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, sex, time
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68! 68??? What's that? You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
has 41.75 % from 279 votes. More jokes about: sex
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis. He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car". The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening. He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room. "OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
has 41.63 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: car, driving, kids, sex
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick. No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
has 41.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dad, sex
Heres what you do: 1. Dinner 2. Kiss 3. Movie 4. Sex 5. Bring her back home 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dating, kids, money, sex
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
has 41.36 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
‘Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.’ Rodney Dangerfield
has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: sex
Ted and Julie go to bed with each other for the first time. Julie: "I should warn you, Ted -- I've got acute angina." Ted: "Your breasts aren't bad either."
has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: sex
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