Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ''quickie'', only you do it yourself.
Men are like buses.
One comes every 15 minutes.
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
Vote:
Three prisoners are locked in a cell.
One takes out a harmonica and says, ‘At least I can play a little music and pass the time.’
The second prisoner pull out a pack of cards and says, ‘We can play games too.’
The third man pulls out a packet of tampons.
‘Those aren’t much use,’ says the first prisoner.
‘Yes they are,’ says the third prisoner.
‘On the packet it says we can use them to swim, play tennis and ski.’
While making love, he says: Darling, let's do 68!
68???
What's that?
You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
One day Pepito was having a shower with his father when he saw his fathers penis.
He asked his father what it was and his father replied "this is my racing car".
The next night Pepito heard moaning in his parents room, being curious he peeped in to see what was happening.
He then saw his father on top of his mother, while looking his father saw him and told him to go to his room.
"OK, but I'm not sure you're driving that racing car properly" replied Pepito.
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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I tried some of that aphrodisiac rhino horn and it really worked.
I’m really beginning to fancy those rhinos now.