The best sport jokes

A golfer tried three straight times to hit a golf ball over the inlet of water between him and the green. But each time the ball splashes into the drink. In utter frustration the golfer said, "Caddie, take my clubs on in, I'm going to jump into the water and drown myself." The caddie replied, "I doubt that, sir. You couldn't keep your head down long enough to drown!"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own. "No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3. "What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: sport
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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