The best sport jokes

Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers? A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, gay, sex, sport
Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: graduation, sport
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, "You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand." "That's right, Coach," replied the lineman. "But, she's much better!"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty. Suddenly, Mother Nature appears. "What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter." "Thanks," says the man. "But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: sport
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fitness, flirt, gym, sport
Why couldn't Usain Bolt listen to his music? "Because he broke the record."
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has 63.80 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: music, sport
A couple of years ago the english national team was about to start training in preparation for an important qualifying match when the manager at the time, Sven-Goran Eriksson, discovered a big turd in one of the penalty areas on the practice pitch. Ok boys, he said, who's shit on the ground? Emile Heskey replied: "Me coach, but I'm good in the air!"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 63.63 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Question: What should a man do if his wife runs into the room during a baseball match and keeps disturbing you? Answer: Shorten the chain.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sport, wife, women
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, sport, Yo mama
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