The best sport jokes

Why can't girls play hockey? Because their pads can't last three periods.
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sport
You know who's mad at Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: "Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What - did that bitch get my $3 million, too?"
has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, sport, women
"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."
has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, sport
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport, Yo mama
Twenty teams in the league and you are in the last place? Well, it could have been worse. How? There could have been more teams in the league!
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
has 51.24 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
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