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One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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"If we don't change the direction we're going, we're likely to end up at the wrong end." "People who go out of their way to help others have great taste." "An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry." "Don't give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue." "A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble." "The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew." "It's all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I'd say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea." "You don't know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried." "If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon." "Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner." "Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer."
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, sport, travel
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: sport
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer, sport
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 47.92 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
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