The best sport jokes

Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring time.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Two guys are out hunting deer... The first guy says, "Did you see that?...pointing to the sky." "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead!" the first guy says. "Oh," says the second guy. A couple of minutes later, pointing to a far ridge, the first guy says, "Did you see that?" "See what?" the second guy asks. "Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there!" "Yah, Ok", says the second guy again with a bit of irritation in his voice. A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?" This time pointing behind them. By now, the second guy is getting very aggravated and says, "Yah, I SAW IT!" And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, sport
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
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has 48.89 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport
Q:What's the hardest thing about learning to play tennis? A:Telling your parents that your gay!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sport
A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, sport
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His wife yells, ''What was that for!?'' To which Stan replies, ''That's for not checking to see who it was.''
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: sport
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