The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fitness, sport
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
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has 51.08 % from 331 votes. More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sport, white people
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: sport
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