Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.
Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech? A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website? Because they couldnt put three W's in a row.