The best sport jokes

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is. "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, what did you say?" "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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