The best sport jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy." Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is. "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, what did you say?" "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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