The best sport jokes

Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
Vote:
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
A teacher asks her students if they're Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "The Red Sox." "Why's that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I'm a Red Sox fan too." "That's not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: football, sport, student, teacher
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Vote:
has 40.90 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Vote:
has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist, sport
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Vote:
has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
<<<29303132
More jokes →
Page 29 of 44.