Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.