Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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Why are football stadiums always cool?
"Because they're full of fans."
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
"To get his Quarter back."
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately.
‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man.
‘Watch them!’ says his wife.
‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often?
They always hit and run.
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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