The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, sport
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, food, sport
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