In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.