The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: death, sport
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: phone, sport
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: funeral, game, sport
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