The best sport jokes

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: game, prison, sport
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fish, sport
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, political, sport
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup," the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again. "Oh great! NOW you tell me." said the beginner.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: game, golf, sport
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: game, sport, stupid, Yo mama
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