Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
Why did the basketball player go to jail? "Because he shot the ball!"
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!