Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
A boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
Why did the referee have such a high phone bill? Because he made to many calls!
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
It's the 7th game of the Stanley Cup Finals. At the beginning of the game, a guy sits down in his seat and notices an empty seat and another gentleman next to him. "Can you believe it?" the man says to the gentleman, "It's game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals and there is actually an empty seat! What's up with that I wonder!" The gentleman speaks up and says, "Well, you see the seat belonged to my wife. We went to the games together." "Where is your wife? The man asks cautiously. "She passed away," said the gentleman. "Oh, I'm sorry, you could not get anyone else to come to the game with you?" said the man. Said the gentleman with a slight smirk "No, they're all at the funeral."