The best sport jokes

Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 40.70 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, sport
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 40.44 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
A man and wife are at a volleyball game when they notice a very affectionate couple who are running their hands over each other passionately. ‘I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,’ says the man. ‘Watch them!’ says his wife. ‘You already know how to play volleyball.’
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where the heck she is.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
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