The best sport jokes

In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft. In today’s civilized society, it is called golf.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
A man comes home after his regular Saturday golf game and his wife asks why he doesn't include Joseph in the games anymore. The husband asks, "Would you want to play with a guy who regularly cheats, swears up a storm over everything, lies about his score, and has nothing good to say about anyone else on the course?" "Of course I wouldn't," replies the wife. "Well," says the husband, "neither would Joseph."
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: game, husband, sport, wife
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, friendship, sport
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Q:How do sport players stay cool in game? A:They stay in front of some fans!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
Do I have any chance to win? Asks the boxer. Off course! Continue hitting the air and the adversary will shortly get a lung inflammation.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: sport
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