The best sport jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is. "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, what did you say?" "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, sport, technology, time
I think that it is better to give that to get. You have a very generous thinking. Are you a humanitarian? No, I’m a boxer.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
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