Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married?
A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.