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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 35.51 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
Two alpinists on a mountain: One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one: Are you hurt? Noooooo! He hears. How come? I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!"
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? A: Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
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has 35.23 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 35.21 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
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