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Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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has 34.87 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
What can you serve that you cannot eat? A tennis ball.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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has 34.80 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: black people, sport
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."
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has 34.78 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: sport
What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
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