There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Vote:
Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!"
Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Vote:
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me."
Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?"
Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
A. Just in case they get a hole in one.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate?
The ice.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
Vote:
Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.