The best sport jokes

Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
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