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Bill Gates arrives at the port to heaven and hell. Petrus says: You see Bill, we don't know what to do with you. You may choose "heaven" or "hell". Bill peeks in heaven and sees a couple of old boring men sitting around at a table. Bill takes a look in hell and sees really beautiful women, sex, drugs, rock and roll, and most of all, gambling. So Bill says : I am a gambling man, I want to go to hell! Once in hell, Bill is immediately thrown into the fire. So Bill says : hey, what the hell is this, I saw all the gambling, the women, and sex? The devil says: 'That was just a demo version."
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Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."
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The hardest thing about prizefighting is picking up your teeth wearing a boxing glove.
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There was a terrible tragedy concerning the local ice hockey team. They drowned during spring training.
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They presented him with a cup when he was a boxer. It was to keep his teeth in.
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Golf was once a rich man’s sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
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What do you get if you cross a football team and an ice cream? Aston Vanilla.
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What’s the hardest thing about learning to ice skate? The ice.
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Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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