The best sport jokes

What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 37.01 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
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