The best sport jokes

Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games? A: Because there's not a fan in the place.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, sport
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy." Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two men have been sitting out on a lake all day long, ice fishing. One has been having no luck at all and the other has been pulling fish after fish out of his hole in the ice. The man having no luck finally leans over and asks the other what his secrect is. "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, what did you say?" "mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm." "I'm sorry, I still didn't understand you." The successful man spits something into his hand. "You've got to keep your worms warm."
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: sport
What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fitness, gym, phone, sport, time
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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