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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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has 38.90 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football, sport
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: sport
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