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What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
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A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, "You will find no fish there." The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice booms again, "You will find no fish under the ice." The drunk looks up and says, "God, is that you?" The voice says, "No, I'm the manager of this ice rink."
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Why did the captain lose the yacht race? He found himself in a no-wind situation.
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What’s a swimmer’s favourite sport? Pool.
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Why are baseball players in trouble with the law so often? They always hit and run.
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All the bases are 90 feet apart in regulation Baseball. So why does it take a Runner longer to run from 2nd to 3rd than it does from 1st to 2nd? Simple! Because between 2nd and 3rd there is a 'Short-Stop'!
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The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"
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Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? "To get his Quarter back."
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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