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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
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has 37.75 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: racist, sport, white people
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: How can you tell if a University of Tennessee football player is married? A: There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: football, marriage, school, sport
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: football, sport
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, sport
It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When the official called yet another close one in the visitors' favor, the home quarterback blew his top. How many times can you do this to us in a single game?" he screamed. "You were wrong on the out-of-bounds, you were wrong on that last first down, and you missed an illegal tackle in the first quarter." The official just stared. The quarterback seethed, but he suppressed the language that might get him tossed from the game. "What it comes down to," he bellowed, "is that you STINK!" The official stared a few more seconds. Then he bent down, picked up the ball, paced off 15 yards, and put the ball down. He turned to face the steaming quarterback. The official finally replied, "And how do I smell from here?"
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has 36.90 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: soccer, sport
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