What time does Andy Murray go to his bed? Ten-ish.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.