Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
Why did the man keep doing the backstroke? He’d just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach!