Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.
Why are football stadiums always cool? "Because they're full of fans."
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
The Golfer asked his Caddy, "Hey boy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy replied, "The way you play, Sir, its a crime any day of the week!"