Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
If the box says: "This software requires Windows XP or better" Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Before Instagram, I used to waste so much time sitting around having to imagine what my friends' food looked like.
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina. So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1