Joke #11574

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
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Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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The biggest SEO problem with trampoline websites is the high user bounce rate!
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
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