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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
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A man works in the operations department of a large bank. Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers. One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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