Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Scene: A radio newsroom. Caller: "I just wanted to let you know you're off the air." Host: "Yes, we know. The engineers are working on it." Caller: "It would be nice if you put something on the air that says that."
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
Wife asked her husband to give her the newspaper. Husband: "How backward you are? Technology has developed so much and you are still asking for the newspaper... Take my iPad..." Wife took the iPad and killed the Cockroach. Husband faints. Moral: Whatever the wife asks, give her without argument. Show your smartness in office, not at home.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.