Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
What We Learn From the Movies: It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Steve Martin
Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession? A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet? It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.