Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: An instagram
Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
Q: Why did the hipster burn his tongue? A: Because he ate his food before it was cool.
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a fax," he explains.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Q: How did the wanna-be-hipster die? A: Trying to cross the mainstream!