Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Zero Microsoft declares darkness to be a new standard.
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A: It was too current.
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A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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I'm so hipster, even I've never heard of my favorite band.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist?
A: Cool music!
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A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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