The best time jokes

What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, time
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone, time
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
One day a man got on the bus and saw a nun. He started to have sexual Thoughts about her and tried to stop but she looked so good that he couldn't Stop. So once she got off the bus the man asked the bus driver if he knew Where she was going. The bus driver said to meet the nun at the church at 8:0op.m dressed like jesus. He went there dressed like jesus. This Surprised the nun and she asked him what she needed to do and he said have anal sex with him. Afterwards, the man said I have a confession to make and he told her he wasn't jesus but the man on the bus. The nun then said she had a confession also. She was the busdriver..
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: god, sex, time
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 33.24 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sportscars. An owl enters a psychologist's office. The psychologist says to the owl, "What is your problem?" The owl replies, "I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually are awake during the night." The psychologist tells the owl to come back in two days to solve his problem, as he is very busy. The next night, a cat comes in. He says, "I always sleep during the day. Like my friends, I want to sleep during the night. Can you help?" The psychologist advises the cat to come back in one day, as he is very busy. The next day, the cat comes very, very, very early for his appointment and ends up at the same time as the owl. The cat is told to wait outside. He peeks in the owl's appointment and figures out his problem... and his address! During the next evening, when the owl usually comes in for his appointment, the cat comes in. The psychologist asks the cat why he is here instead of the owl. The cat replies, "He is here!" and poops on the floor, explaining, "I was sent to deliver him."
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, cat, disgusting, time
Chuck Norris made time wait.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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