Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."