Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull.