Q: What is the difference between an ISIS boot camp and a local school? A: How should I know? I just fly the drones.
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
Obama and his generals in the Pentagon discussed, and they could not agree on, what is the best time for the assault on Russia. Finally, they decide to ask the French: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The French answered: "We do not know, but certainly not in the winter, it would go wrong for sure." Therefore, it would probably be better to ask the Germans: "When is it best to invade Russia?" The Germans answer: "We do not know, but it certainly would not be in the summer. We have tried, already..." What to do? Someone proposes to ask China that is progressive and always comes up with a new idea. So they asked the Chinese, "When is the best time to invade Russia?" The Chinese replies: "Right now!" Russia began to build "The Strength of Siberia" pipeline, "Turkish stream", The Spaceport "Vostochny", The Bridge to the Crimea, and in the near future they will modernize the BAM, they are building new sports complexes for the World Cup in football and athletics, they are planning oil extraction in the Arctic... Right now they do need a lot of POW as work force.
Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray? A: Family research.