The best winter jokes

Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf? A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."
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Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: What do pirates wear in the winter? A: Long Johns!
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Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
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Q: What did the Arctic wolf ask in the restaurant? A: "Are these lemmings fresh off the tundra?"
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Q: Where do Snowmen go to dance? A: To snowballs.
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