What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.