The best jokes about women

A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: airplane, travel, women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't told her twice!
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, sex, women
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, life, women
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
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