The best jokes about women

What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
Whats six inches long, has a head on it and drives women wild ? A fifty pound note !
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
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has 42.56 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: food, lesbian, women
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris, sex, women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
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