A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?"
The clerk says to her, "Just a second."
The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman?
"Immediately start downloading it."
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
Vote:
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Vote:
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.'
The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'.
Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, ''But they are twins.
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.