The best jokes about women

What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't...there's a clock on the oven!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: women
How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: women
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: horse, internet, single, women
What would a computer geek is going to do after seeing a beautiful woman? "Immediately start downloading it."
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, geek, IT, women
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
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