The best jokes about women

Q: How do you know if a girl is pregnant? A: Shove a tampon and see if all of the cotton is picked.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, women
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: airplane, travel, women
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer? Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beer, women
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: What do women and cats have in common? A: Pussy farts.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, fart, women
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
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