Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?"
The clerk says to her, "Just a second."
The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
Question: How do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
Answer: A widow.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?"
She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A women who won't do what she's told.