The best jokes about women

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: women
A young woman for whom a marriage with an old man was being arranged by her parents refused to go through with the ceremony because as she put it, " I don't want to feel old age creeping on me!"
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, women
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: blonde, party, stupid, women
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: airplane, travel, women
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
Lifting weights have really helped me with the ladies - the last five I raped didn't stand a chance.
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has 39.96 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: black humor, sex, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Because there are blonde men too!
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, women
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.85 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: women
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