The best jokes about women

Q: Why are hangovers better than women? A: Hangovers will go away.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.” “What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: women
Women are just like fine wine. I only like the white ones.
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has 39.48 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: racist, white people, wine, women
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and hugged her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "You worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, women
A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call the police. So he went to piss but on the flush chain there was a bra so he ripped it off. Then when he was walking down the stairs he saw her cat called Boobs on the step & he hates cats so he squezed it & then threw it up the stairs. He then went in the kitchen where the women was & the women said why did you throw my cat up the stairs? He said I don`t know. While she went to get it, on the table was a glass of milk which he then drank. When the women came back she said you had your 3 chances now I'm calling the Police. When the police came they asked her what the man had done. She said this man has ripped her bra off, squezed her Boobs and drank her milk.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: women
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name. She said, "I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia." As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: cop, women
What’s the difference between goats and women?? Goats are always horney.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
What is a Zebra? A Z-bra is 25 sizes bigger than an A-bra.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, women
Q:Why did the woman cross the road? A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: women
Prospective husband: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Womem"? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, women
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