The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.71 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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