The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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has 69.29 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, money, Yo mama
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