The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
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Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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