Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.