Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.