Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.