The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
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Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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