Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.