Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo momma's so fat...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.