Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Your momma so fat...
She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo momma's so fat...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.