Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.