Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.