Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.