The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Vote: has 69.35 % from 821 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
Vote: has 69.22 % from 73 votes. Send joke:

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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking. She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Vote: has 68.90 % from 120 votes. Send joke:

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Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Vote: has 68.86 % from 98 votes. Send joke:

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