The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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has 68.87 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.85 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: computer, doctor, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, death, old people, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
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has 68.61 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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