Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Yo mama is so fat when she ordered a waterbed, I gave her the atlantic ocean.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.