The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 62.90 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, time, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: technology, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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