Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.