Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!