The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
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