Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.