The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: drug, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, school, Yo mama
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
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has 63.48 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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has 63.32 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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has 63.30 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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