The best Yo mama jokes

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
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Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
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Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
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Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.
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