Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.