Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo momma so poor...
I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!