Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.