Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo momma so poor...
That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so poor...
The building society repossessed her cardboard box.