Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.