The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
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Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
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