Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".