The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.
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Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".
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