The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, health, Yo mama
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