You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
Yo mama so fat, her kids come out of her all at once.