Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.
Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!