The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.
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has 62.30 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: fat, weather, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
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