Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".