Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.