The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
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Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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