The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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