Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.