Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt?
Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.