The best Yo mama jokes

Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: computer, internet, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, racist, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: pirate, Yo mama
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black people, fat, racist, science, Yo mama
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