Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?
A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.