The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
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Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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