Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Your Mom is so skinny she has to wipe her ass with dental floss.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.