Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.