Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!