Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."