The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fish, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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