Your momma so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.
Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.