The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, technology, Yo mama
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