Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl and the fat one brought a bowl.
Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.
Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.