Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!