The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Halloween, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: ugly, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a weight machine and someone said "hey that's my phone number"!
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
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