The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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