The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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