You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.