The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
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