Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.