Yo mama so skinny...
She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.