Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.