Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"