The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: history, Yo mama
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
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