Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.