Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.