The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: game, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: phone, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
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