Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.