Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.