Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".