The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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