The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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