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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
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Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
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