Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.