Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.