Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.