Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''