The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
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