Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.