The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: political, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
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