The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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