Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!