Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.