Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.