Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!