The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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