The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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