Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.