Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.