The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
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