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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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