Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.