Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light.
When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.