Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!