Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.