The best Yo mama jokes

Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
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has 50.97 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: game, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
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