Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.