The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
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Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
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