The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama farts so much there is a reason why Jupiter is made out of gas.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, fart, science, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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