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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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