YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.