The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!

Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.

Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!