Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’