Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.