Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"