Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.