Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.