Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.