The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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