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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
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Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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