The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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