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Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
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Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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