The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.
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has 50.18 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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has 49.86 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, school, stupid, teacher, Yo mama
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: airplane, fat, travel, Yo mama
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