The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Facebook, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, weather, Yo mama
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