Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!