The best Yo mama jokes

YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
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Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
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