Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.