Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!