The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Vote: has 49.30 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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