Yo mamma so fat that why people think the earth is flat.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.