Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.