Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.