The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
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Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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