The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, Yo mama
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat when she went rolling down a hill no one could pick her up.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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