Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.