Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.