The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
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Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
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