Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!