The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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