Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt?
Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn