Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.