The best Yo mama jokes

Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
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Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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