Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!