The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a rap CD for cats.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cat, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, ugly, Yo mama
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: geography, golf, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
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