The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: fat, sport, Yo mama
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: health, student, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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