Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"