Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma so poor...
She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor...
When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!