Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.