Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.