The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
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"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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