The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, relationship, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 39.93 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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