The best Yo mama jokes

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: insulting, redneck, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: phone, sex, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
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