Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.