Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.