Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"