Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.