The best Yo mama jokes

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
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has 40.05 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
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Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
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Yo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she said a mosquito.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, fat, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
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