Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.