Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.