Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.