Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mammas just like a video game...
Rated E for everyone.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.