Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.