The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote: has 38.99 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Vote: has 38.70 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Vote: has 38.49 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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