The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: computer, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 39.55 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sport, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money, stupid, Yo mama
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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