"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.