The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, Yo mama
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, insulting, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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