Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.