Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!