Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".