Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.