The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
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Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
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