Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.