Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.