Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.