The best Yo mama jokes

Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
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Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
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Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
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Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
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Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
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Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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