Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.