Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!