Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.