Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.