"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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