The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: fat, medical, Yo mama
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
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has 38.48 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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