Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.