The best Yo mama jokes

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Vote:
has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, drunk, stupid, Yo mama
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Vote:
has 39.12 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Vote:
has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Vote:
has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
Vote:
has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
<<<93949596
More jokes →
Page 93 of 101.