Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.