The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, time, Yo mama
YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: sex, stupid, work, Yo mama
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she the one that caused global warming when she farted.
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fart, fat, weather, Yo mama
Your mom so dumb she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
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has 37.27 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dentist, technology, Yo mama
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