The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
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