The best Yo mama jokes

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
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has 39.90 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: fat, phone, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
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