Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.