The best Yo mama jokes

Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, food, technology, Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, prison, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: game, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 38.74 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Pull out the pin and throw it back.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: insulting, racist, stupid, white people, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, medical, Yo mama
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