Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.