Yo Momma's a bowling ball.
She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter.
Then she comes rolling back for more.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her boss told her to take her ugly ass home, she came back 10 minutes later without her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.