The best Yo mama jokes

Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
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Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
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has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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has 39.32 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, time, Yo mama
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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