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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs: "Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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