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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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There was a tragic end to the water polo championships – all the horses drowned.
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Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!"
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Two drunk Americans were speeding down a deserted road in the Philippines Drunk1: Are there any penguins in the tropics? Drunk2: I don't think so. Drunk1: Then I think we just squished a nun!
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A man walks into a bar and orders a triple brandy with a double whisky chaser. ‘You know I shouldn’t really be drinking like this with what I’ve got,’ says the man to the barman. ‘Why? What have you got?’ asks the barman. ‘Fifty pence,’ replies the man.
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What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? Drunks don’t have to go to the meetings.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’
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How do you confuse a frog? Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
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