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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs: "Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, god, insulting, Yo mama
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men, sport
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: health, insulting, Yo mama
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