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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
What do you call a smart blonde? There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
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