I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Your momma so fat...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
What do you call a smart blonde?
There is only two simple little words to describe this joke and that is: A miracle
A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs:
"Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
