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My wife hates the sight of me when I’m drunk, and I hate the sight of her when I’m sober.
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Why did Tom come home drunk and leave his clothes on the floor? He was in them.
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Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Your momma so fat... All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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