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Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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