Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?
A: A rotisserie chicken.
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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