Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny."
Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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