Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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There were once these two blondes who were sitting around bored and alone one day.
They noticed an article in the paper where they were selling bird dogs.
Well they had heard that dogs make excellent companions so they went out to buy one.
They brought the dog home and fell instantly in love with him.
They had heard somewhere that bird dogs were smart and good at what they do.
So the two blondes decided to take the dog outside and watch him do what he is was so good at doing.
They tried it out a couple of times, but the blondes came off more disappointed than amazed at what the dog could do.
Finally one of the blondes was sick and tired of waiting, she suddenly shouted out: "THAT’S IT! We’ll give this dog one more chance. We’ll throw him up in the air one more time and if he doesn’t fly we’re taking him back to the STORE!"
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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I know when god becomes angry.
When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.