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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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