There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesers Palace.
A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company.
"How much, honey?"
"$800."
"800???"
"Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!"
The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then replied, "Ok, I’ll do it for $400, but I want you to know I’m not making anything on it!"
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world.
Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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