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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs: "Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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