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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
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Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard. I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg. That'll blow his little mind.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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What’s a mouse’s favorite record? Please cheese me!
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Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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