Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Q: Who is the saddest grandma in the world? A: Grandma of a vegan.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
A neutron walks into the hotel bar and asks "how much for a beer?" The bartender says, "for you? no charge."
He: So then, what's your sign? She: Dollar.
Marriage is not a lottery – you get a chance in a lottery.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
I don't understand why I'm single my hobbies include smelling my own hair and bragging about how I'm immune to bats.
Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!