Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Vote:
A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs:
"Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
Vote:
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
