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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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A gent is sitting alone at the bar in Caesers Palace. A Jewish hooker comes over to him and asks him if he would like some company. "How much, honey?" "$800." "800???" "Are you crazy? Every other woman that came over wanted $400!" The Jewish hooker thought about it for a second and then replied, "Ok, I’ll do it for $400, but I want you to know I’m not making anything on it!"
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Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
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What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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