Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
How are vending machines and black men similar? They don't work but they take your money.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.