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"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: What does a blonde do when it gets cold? A: Sits around a candle Q: What does she do when it gets really cold? A: Lights it
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Don’t spend money having your shirts laundered. Donate them to a charity shop, then when they’ve cleaned them, buy them back.
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Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
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Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: women
Alex was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen. One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the TV. "Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you are doing?" "I’m sick of sports, I’m sick of TV," she replied. "You haven’t touched me in months. We’re going to talk about sex right now!" "OK, OK. So," he asked after a moment, "how often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"
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Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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