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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: family, racist, redneck
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Little Johnny was a chemist. Little Johnny is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.
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has 46.39 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, death, little Johnny, stupid
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, teen
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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