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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
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I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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