Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
Q: Why are crippled people always picked on? A: Because they can't stand up for themselves.
I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver...
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.