Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.
Q: What do you get if you cross a football team with a flower center?
A: Nottingham forest.