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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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Q:Why did the cow cross the road? A:To go to the moo-vies.
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Q: Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger train on a desert island? A: He wanted maximum isolation.
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