Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Even the story of Sir Walter Ralegh confirms that he put his brand new coat over bumps with mud for his wife to cross it.
Why?
Because he was on sea for 15 months and he desperately wanted to have sex.
No normal man that is well in his brains would do this to his expensive coat.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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