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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Why are there no zebras in Czech zoos? Czechs and stripes don’t mix.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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I’m proud to say I made my money the old-fashioned way. My dad left it to me in his will.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it turned itself in.
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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How do you make a blonde’s eyes sparkle? Shine a torch into her ear.
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How do you guess a blond played at you’re computer? The joystick is on the chair.
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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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