Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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