Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.