Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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