Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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