Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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