Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.