Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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