Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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