Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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