There is a guy.
His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'.
The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open.
He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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