There is a guy.
His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'.
The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open.
He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in.
Which one do you let in?
The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!