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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 46.03 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
A Gujarati Funeral… A family in Gujarat got simply puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Puj. Ba) arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the Daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed to all her brothers and sisters: Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben & Varsha, I am sending Puj. Ba’s dead body to you, since it was her last wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Kadhywad, GUJARAT, India. Sorry, I could not come, all of my paid leaves got consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba’s body, 5 cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates, 8 packets of Badam and few items for Kids. Please divide these among all of you. Near Ba’s feet, you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct! Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan and rest you can decide. The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba’s left wrist. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take it. The few pairs of white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among all the Nephews. Please distribute all these above items fairly & equally. Yours loving sister, Anubhavi P.S.: If anything more needed, let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days…
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: death, food, funeral, life
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