Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
A: Hello, hello.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
- Because black people have no rights..
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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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