They say whisky and petrol don’t mix.
They do, but it doesn’t taste nice.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is an action verb.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn