Our house was so small if we got a large pizza we had to go outside to eat it.
We were so poor the only way I could afford to get my suit pressed was to ride the subway during rush hour.
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a tramp?
The pigeon can put a deposit on a Porsche.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
He was so mean he used to give his children £1 each instead of an evening meal, then charged them £2 for breakfast.
Good advice for cocktail parties: If you can’t say something nice about someone, just hold your drink and listen to others who can’t either.
What does a blonde use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
They say about money that you can’t take it with you.
I can’t even afford to go.
Yo Mama so old...
She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.
There is a guy.
His favorite bar is called 'Sally's Legs'.
The bar is closed, so he waits outside for it to open.
He was waiting a long time and a cop got suspicious, came over to him, and asked, "What are you doing?"
The guy replies, "I'm waiting for 'Sally's Legs' to open so I can get a drink."