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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A: A Ducktor.
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom...
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My wife is temperamental. Fifty per cent temper and 50 per cent mental.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.
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