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The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."
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It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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Dick’s family were very poor – when the wolf came to the door, they ate it.
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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.
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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
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