The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A: A Ducktor.
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom...
My wife is temperamental. Fifty per cent temper and 50 per cent mental.
Yo momma’s so ugly, people make jokes about her.