Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
All I ask for is the opportunity to prove that money doesn’t buy happiness...All most people want is a chance to prove money can’t make them happy.
I drink so much alcohol I’m afraid to smoke.
Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.