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Q: What is height of Craziness? A: Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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A couple come across a wishing well. The husband leans over, makes a wish and throws in a penny. The wife makes a wish too, but she leans over too far, falls into the well and drowns. The husband says, ‘Wow! It really works!’
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Doctor to woman patient: "Your husband is too fond of strong coffee. You should not give it to him." Patient: "But you should see how excited he gets when I give him weak coffee."
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What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
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A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand." "Okay," said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert," "Thanks Mom," replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?" The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store fat for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without water for long periods." "That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but Mom ..." "Yes son?" "What good does all that do us here in the San Diego Zoo?"
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What do Scientists have for snacks? Micro-chips.
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What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? A women who won't do what she's told.
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Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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