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The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, life
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: black people, life
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
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