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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, travel, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 46.06 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, fitness, gay, gym, love
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, life
First boy: "Are you having a party for your birthday?" Second boy: "No, I'm having a witch do." First boy: "What's a witch do?" Second boy: "She flies around on a broomstick casting spells."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: birthday, kids, party
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, travel
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