Q. Why don't little girls fart? A. Because they don't get assholes until they're married.
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats? A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
Susie was having her monthly bleeding and she asked little johnny for his advice!! Little johnny Said Well i think i figured out ur problem!!!! SOME RIPPED OFF YOUR BALLS
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call an open can of tuna in a lesbians apartment? Potpourri.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.