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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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