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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 45.87 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: racist, women
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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has 45.84 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: black people
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 45.83 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.” “I’m surprised,” said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear.” “Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
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