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Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.87 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
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