Did you hear about the transvestite who wanted a night on the town?
He wanted to eat, drink and be Mary.
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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