Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
Q: What kind of doctor does a duck visit?
A: A Ducktor.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife.
See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation!
So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man?
No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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