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Well, you know what they say: unlucky in love, get the clap.
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Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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