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Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden? The tiger lily.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
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It's 4:04. Do you know where your auditor is?
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What is the noisiest game? Squash – because you can’t play it without raising a racquet!
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Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch when one asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?” Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.” “No kidding! Like a brand new baby?” “Yep. No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
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