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Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
Why did the woman cross the road? That's not the point,what's she doing out of the kitchen?
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: women
"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: football, game, sport
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, communication, sport, stupid
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't believe this joke is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop, death
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