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"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why is 69 afraid of 70? Because they once had a fight and 71. 70 is a rumored cannibal but no can prove who 78 78 my ass
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? A: "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
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has 45.87 % from 183 votes. More jokes about: asian, Chuck Norris
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