Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics? A: To keep the flies off the chicken
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.” “I’m surprised,” said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear.” “Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."