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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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A medical student is driving home on a narrow country road in the middle of the night after his shift in the hospital. The weather is terrible. It's raining cats and dogs. Suddenly a motorbike is screaming by with very high speed. "Jesus Crhist! What an idiot! He will crash if he doesn't slow down!" A few minutes later he spotted in his headlights on the side of the road the torn up motorbike against a big tree. He stopped and quickly jumped out of his car to see in he can give first aid. But it's to late. The biker is already dead. He looked around if there is anyone around. Nobody to see. The student thouhgt "This is the oppertunity to finally obtain a real human eye!" He always carryrna spoon and a glass eye in his pocket for an opperunity like this. He quickly removes the left eye and places the glass eye in the socket. One quick look around and he jumps in his car and races off. The next morning when he wakes up he turned on the tv and watches the news. It said: "Biker found dead on country road with 2 glass eyes."
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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Q: Where do you find elves? A: Depends where you left them!
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the best ones are taken... and the rest are handicapped.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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