I never drink unless I’m alone or with somebody.
Harry is better at sex than anyone he know. Now all he needs is a partner.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class quietly as the students were composing a poem with their teacher. When she asked for an F-word that rhymed with "duck" he waved his hand feverishly. The teacher frowned and passed him by. No kids, however, could offer her a solution. Finally she glared at Johnny and called on him. Johnny put on his devlish grin and said, "An F-word that rhymes with duck is...fluctuation." The teacher blurted out, "No Johnny, that's sucks! I'm so sick of telling you what a little frigging a**hole you are!"
Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
A Lady calls the airline office in New York and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Hawaii?" The clerk says to her, "Just a second." The woman says "Thank you", and hangs up.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.