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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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What did the PENCIL say to the SHARPENER? STOP GOING IN CIRCLES AND GET TO THE POINT
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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