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Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. What's your age? 70. You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
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Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
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Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?" Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
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When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.
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