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Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses? A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
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has 45.83 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: black people, celebrity, racist
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.” “I’m surprised,” said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear.” “Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, god
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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