Q: Why do old Jews have outhouses?
A: Because their afraid of the showers.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.”
“I’m surprised,” said the owner.
“I’ve never taught that bird to swear.”
“Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor.
“But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
I weighed myself today.
It is clear I am too small for my weight.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.
"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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