Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle.
What's your age?
70.
You know, this is very natural. It would strange if you heard applause...
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
A: Foreign Ambassador.
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents.
Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha.
Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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A Muslim safely departs from a plane.