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Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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- "Didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school"? - "No, I had sex in high school."
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Good news, I've been given a goldfish for my birthday... The bad news is that I don't get the bowl until my next birthday!
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Q: How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? A: Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire.
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Crude & Rude Dude A man's driving happily along in his car when he's pulled over by the police. The policeman approaches him and asks "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "have I got a fat chick in my car?"
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