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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.
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has 45.85 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: black people, school
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.85 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back.
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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has 45.85 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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has 45.84 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, work
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big? A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
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has 45.83 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people
An English professor complained to the pet shop proprietor, “The parrot I purchased uses improper language.” “I’m surprised,” said the owner. “I’ve never taught that bird to swear.” “Oh, it isn’t that,” explained the professor. “But yesterday I heard him split an infinitive.”
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: school
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
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