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Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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has 45.87 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
I would make a Sodium joke But Na
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has 45.84 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 45.83 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
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has 45.83 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dad, food, little Johnny, school, sex
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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