Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
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Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican?
A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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