Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Chuck Norris discovered America.