Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
"They think the smell is coming from the outside."
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Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Little Johnny took sex ed and every day when little Johnny would come in from school he'll tell his dad for learning sex ed well one day we'll just come in and he said that I got thrown out sex ed Lil Johnny's daddy says how do you get thrown out sex ed Little Johnny said well Dad I got in trouble for eating during class.
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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