The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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