Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped.
What's a tiger?
A stri-ped.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
What is the most famous shark?
William Sharkspeare.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day?
He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men :
"Does this look like sh*t to you?"
"Yes is does", they replied.
"Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief.
"Mmmmm..Yes"
"Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief.
"Ammmm...Yes"
"Good. Don't step on it!"