Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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