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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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