Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.