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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip? Because they are both tail bearers.
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What is the most famous shark? William Sharkspeare.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan.
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Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but oats every day? He fell in love with the Grand National winner!
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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There is the chief of Indians, and he is going down a field with his tribe, and they come across a pile of sh*t.So the chief asks his tribe men : "Does this look like sh*t to you?" "Yes is does", they replied. "Smell it. Does it smell like sh*t to you", asks the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Feel it. Does it feel like sh*t to you?", says the Chief. "Mmmmm..Yes" "Lick it. Does it taste like sh*t to you?", inquires the Chief. "Ammmm...Yes" "Good. Don't step on it!"
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