I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk.
When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.
When they were getting close there was a sign that read, “DISNEY WORLD LEFT,”
So they turned around and went home.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?
A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall.
Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way.
He got a bag of chips and a drink.
He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.