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Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
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What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Which day of the week do chickens hate most? Fry-day!
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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