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How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, death
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, weather
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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has 45.53 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, gay, work
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: party
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dad, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
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