What's a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd.
What kind of a car does a proctologist drive? A brown Probe!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny.
God called a meeting of George Bush, Tony Blair and Bill Gates. ‘I’ve given you all the tools you needed to make a better world,’ says God. ‘But you’ve failed and I’m ending the world in two weeks.’ Bush goes on TV and says, ‘I have good news and bad news. The good news is that God exists. The bad news is that the world will end in two weeks.’ Tony Blair says, ‘I have bad news and really bad news. The bad news is that God is really annoyed. The really bad news is he’s going to destroy us.’ Bill Gates calls his workers together and says, ‘I have good news and great news. The good news is that God thinks I’m one of the three most powerful people in the world. The great news is that we don’t have to fix the bugs in the new Windows package.’
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A rabbit that says, "Ribbit."
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.