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Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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What are Women Really Thinking? So many men, so few who can afford me. Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares? And your point is? Next mood swing: 6 minutes. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called the vicar who had married her. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I have had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the Reverend, "it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna, "but what on earth am I going to do with the body?"
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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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