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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 45.68 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
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has 45.67 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
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has 45.66 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: racist
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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has 45.65 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black people, car
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A: A good days hunting.
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has 45.64 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, racist
Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report." Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: kids
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
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