Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject..."
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
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