How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay? A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"