How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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You said it was a great horse and it is.
It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Q: What's the difference between a cook and a gay?
A: The cook stirs today's lunch, whereas the gay stirs yesterday's dinner.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"