Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.
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