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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were atop a 5 story building when a genie appeared and told them to run to the edge, jump off, and name anything they want to become. the brunette ran, jumped off, and said butterfly, the redhead ran jumped and said eagle, the blonde ran tripped over the edge and said "ah shit!"
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During a conversation regarding new potential Johny's job: "Johny, tell us and what is your weak feature?" Johny: "Openness!" Interviewer: "But the openness isn't a weak feature!" Johny: "Ok, but I fuck what you think!"
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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