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When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke? This one will sleigh you.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups. They were really Chuck and Norris.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.
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One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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