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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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What did the PENCIL say to the SHARPENER? STOP GOING IN CIRCLES AND GET TO THE POINT
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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