Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.