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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris stuffs lockers into bullies!
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Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.
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Q: Why doesn't the skeleton go to the party? A: Because it had no body to go with no body get it.
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