How many students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Light bulb changing isn't in the course notes.
How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.