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What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
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Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
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John: Knock, knock. Justin: Who’s there? John: Gladys. Justin: Gladys, who? John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: school
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, school
Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: duck, lawyer
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
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has 45.49 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal
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