Money is not everything.
There’s also MasterCard and Visa.
A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.
‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer.
‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony?
A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.