Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where do Danish cows come from?
Cowpenhagenf.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.