What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
John: Knock, knock. Justin: Who’s there? John: Gladys. Justin: Gladys, who? John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!
Q. Why don't lions eat clowns? A. Because they taste funny.
"Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face."
Q: What can a goose do that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator