Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Vote:
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
Vote:
Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter?
A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?
A: Extra large, hold the roots.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
What is a buttress?
A female goat.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.