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Europe to Iceland: Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down. Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it? Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH! Iceland: Woooops...
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo' Mama is so hairy, she has to part the hair on her butt to go to the bathroom.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
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