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A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. ‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer. ‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
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What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A. Breasts don't have eyes.
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Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man? A. An oxymoron.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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Q: How does a blonde order a root beer? A: Extra large, hold the roots.
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How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
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