Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’ ‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife. ‘I do,’ says the man.
Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.