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Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."
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"Where did you born?" "At the hospital!" "Don’t tell me! And what were you in for?"
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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? That's a great TV show, isn't it?
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Ramu: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Ramu: Your name on this report card.
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Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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Q:What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? A:Honey I'm home.
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What kind of car does a rabbit drive? A furrari.
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A man is on his deathbed. ‘Grant me one last wish, my dear,’ he gasps pitifully to his wife. ‘Six months after I die I want you to marry Joe.’ ‘But I thought you hated Joe,’ says his wife. ‘I do,’ says the man.
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Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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